Most Funny Status for Whatsapp

Most Funny Status for Whatsapp will sure bring a smile on your face instantly , these first rate collection is really unique and probably you have not read many of these ever ! Just share and get credit to be one of the dice roller in your group.


If you are using whatsapp , you may be knowing the secret of happiness in modern life , the secret is getting touch with your friends whenever you feel and in the same mood you wish to contact with them. With whatsapp you share status of your choice .

Most Funny Status for Whatsapp

Most Funny Status for Whatsapp

  • Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.
  • I need Google in my brain.
  • Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
  • The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
  • I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.
  • A guy knocked on my door today asking for a donation for the local primary school’s pool. I went away and came back with a cup of water….. Is that wrong?
  • All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.
  • Don't you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
  • In an interview, “I can multitask housework with Facebook!”
  • We have so much in common. You want to travel,I want you to go .
  • I must be wishing on someone else's star because it seems someone else is always getting what I wished for !
  • I am suffering from  love deficiency .
  • I always learn from mistakes that committed by others.
  • Men with sound bank balance attract women.
  • Make Environment Friendly, Remove Plastic Smiles...
  • A man is as young as the woman he feels.
  • There’s a lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard….just look.
  • If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
  • The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
  • I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
  • Why don’t you understand me like my iPhone does??
  • Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.
  • Today’s Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.
  • This generation can be calles as  WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook.
  • Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour’s wife; And beer as COLD as your own.
This is again a good collection of whatsapp status , sure you will have smile on your face once you have read these status , fun will be everywhere once you share such new funny status for whatsapp , cool whatsapp status with your friends on in whatsapp groups .
If you want to add some more in this collection of Most Funny Status for Whatsapp please leave them in form of comment below !



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New Johny WussUpdated: 19:26:00

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